I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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