Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Terrible idea I love it
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
