yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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