Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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