Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
