9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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