i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
