I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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