Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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