it wasn't lemon gatorade
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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