Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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