she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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