god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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