turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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