my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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