am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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