Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
