why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
