If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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