There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the condom got lost in my hair
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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