Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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