idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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