Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
