Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I look better un-naked...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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