Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
only you would photoshop your dick
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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