Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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