she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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