Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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