'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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