Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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