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(402): View more from Nebraska

South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.

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(516): View more from New York

Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I

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(404): View more from Georgia

the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...

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(256): View more from Alabama

Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.

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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.

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(519): View more from Ontario

This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace

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(719): View more from Colorado

My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.

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Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!

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(309): View more from Illinois

he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him

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(701): View more from North Dakota

eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?

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