i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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