I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
being pregnant is like rehab
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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