Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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