I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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