I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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