I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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