David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
