Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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