I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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