Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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