How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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