Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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