this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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