every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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