their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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