Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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