Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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