it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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