she was so not down for the gang bang
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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