That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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