Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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